ErisedStraehRuoy

Born to one of the most notoriously insane of old families, the Duchess Monsy of Inkling soon followed in her ancestors’ footsteps by combining in her character the perverse with the sublime. Having spent most of her adolescence trading sexual favours to infirm aristocrats for antique Wedgwood and Rietveld furniture, her parents decided she would do well to pursue a career in piracy. Thus apprenticed, she quickly rose through the ranks, and currently resides in the Captain’s cabin of The Frivolous Fag, where she spends her time crossdressing with members of her crew. When ashore, she haunts various shopping centres, doing the Prince Charming in the aisles for CCTV in order to satisfy her voyeuristic streak.

coalgirls:

im so angry lemme just take off my clothes and shove this remote up my ass

oh my god, i know exactly what you’re talking about and that makes me sad

(via sn0wpeak)

ohwhatprovidence:

ohwhatprovidence:

one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it

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earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see

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then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals

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i just sent him a picture of my neighbor’s dog, sergeant

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now we wait

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he mad

(via imabadnoodle)

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

(via panicdiscoes)

hellyeahllison:

I left Say Yes to the Dress on TV when I left the room and gave my brother the remote in case he wanted to change it. Guess he didn’t cause 15 minutes later I hear “GOD DAMMIT MAKE A FUCKING DECISION KRISTINA”

(via bearclawbaldwin)

mmkayn:

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.
There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.
It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

mmkayn:

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

(Source: that-darned-sock, via gerroffme)

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

bettystoner:

ciggawet:

ratchetmessreturns:

This nigga got the cutting cape and everything. 

It be that serious some times

i went to school with a nigga just like this. he would cut at school, but he lived around the corner and cut in his garage.
he has his own shop now.. 

thats how you grind that nigga got 4yrs worth of clients and a huge network of people know he good at wat he do

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

bettystoner:

ciggawet:

ratchetmessreturns:

This nigga got the cutting cape and everything. 

It be that serious some times

i went to school with a nigga just like this. he would cut at school, but he lived around the corner and cut in his garage.

he has his own shop now.. 

thats how you grind that nigga got 4yrs worth of clients and a huge network of people know he good at wat he do

(via whatwouldflorencedo)

exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

(via thatsmallbluebox)

bex-chan:

jily-shipper:

Do you ever stop and think about the fact that Remus had to arrange for Lily and James to be buried and any funeral arrangements because Peter betrayed them, Sirius was locked up, and Alice and Frank were insane. 

BE GONE SATAN

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND It was WORSE than that because nobody KNEW about Peter’s betrayal. As far as Remus knew it was ONE MORE FRIEND to mourn and put in the ground, even though there was nothing left of him. He had effectively lost ALL of his closest friends and he had ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS to blame!

(via spacegandalf221b)

ourgenerationbegins:

If any of my followers live in Seattle, you should definitely message me and tell me what it’s like😊

I just moved here in February and I absolutely love it. Ask me anything you specifically want to know about life up here! I’ll tell you what my experiences have been so far.